I'm excited that this is getting posted before Kyle...

I'm excited that this is getting posted before Kyle got to his computer, although I realize that no one really reads my livejournal and everyone reads kyles journal but whatever. I fixed his internet to write this. So Richard's suprise party basically got canceled and we ended up just going to jons with a few other random people and drinking. Jon was going to make dinner but he was sick, so we all had leftover pizza. So basically everyone had eaten a little, but not a lot. So it's Anais, Kyle, Jon, Jonathan and i sitting around chatting, everyone is drinking a little, no one is really out there yet... and then alex gets there. By the time alex gets there, everyone (excluding me and kyle) had basically already had at least a few drinks, but Jonathan and Jon pushed shots as they got progressively drunker. and - everyone wants to see richard drunk, so i mistakenly told jon to give richard drinks. so richard drank a ton. and it wasn't just that he drank a ton, but once he even admitted to being drunk, jon never really got out of the 'i need to give richard drinks mode' and richard never got out of the 'i need to drink' mode, so kyle and i were trying to contain the stumbling richard who wants more pinapple juice with god only knows what in it. So for a really long time richard was drinking random stuff and swearing he didnt feel anything, and then all of the sudden i guess it started to hit him, because he just couldnt function at all anymore. we were all playing a board game, and our teams was asked a question and he like gets up jumps over the answer and then is like falling over. Then he couldnt read the word hollendaise. Then he started laughing a lot at things that were moderately funny, then he started laughing just all the time over everything. and everyone was talking about sex and alex and i are like 'whatever richard your stuff would definately not work at this point' and hes like trying to argue that it would. Jon is the funniest drunk EVER because he starts saying 'baby' all the time, and turns slutty, Anais calls people (which jon encouraged, so all of anais's friends will have random messages with anais squeakily telling them they she doens't want to have sex with them, well mabye she does... and jon asking if they are a fag). Alex was just kind of slurred speech and somewhat incoherent. But the really really funny part was jon in his drunken sluttyness makes out with richard? like a lot? which was completely random and were all like what? and then there was a break where we were all laughing about that and i told alby, and then i think jon made out with everyone (except me) and then it was funny because he made out with richard again and we all got pictures and richard responded that 'i guess im officially gay now' and something along the lines of 'that was good but jon needs to shave'. and there are sort of issues with jon and jonathan becuase they are in an open relationship and jonathan sort of liked alex, but jon was and alex made out and fondled each other for awhile, but it really seemed like jon woudl have done that to anyone who would make out with him long enough and alex made out with him the longest. but jonathan was upset and i dont know how thats working out. but i fell asleep kind of early and everyone was here while kyle tried to sober them up, and when i woke up everyone but jon and jonathan were sleeping all around kyles living room floor. it was a random sight. but richard is basically a happy drunk, he laughs a lot, when asked he still preferred my boobs over anais's, i guess he might not have made out with jon sober? but im not sure of that assuming jon tried to. im missing all of the good stuff, i think i want to wait until everyone wakes up and add all of the stuff they dont remember.
::ben::